This is not a brothel.

French Surrealism-meets-Brothel vibes in Brooklyn.

Barely Disfigured sits on the site of a short-lived "house of ill-repute" on Smith Street in Brooklyn's iconic Cobble Hill neighborhood.

Taking it's name from a poem by French surrealist Paul Eluard, Barely Disfigured mixes seductive, secretive and surrealist vibes and has become a favorite for locals as well as cocktail-hunting aficionados.

With a 22-person curving marble bar, 1,800 square foot garden (with room for 100+ people), and iconic red bedroom area, Barely Disfigured provides the perfect scene to enjoy it's ambitious yet delicate cocktails.

Awarded "Top 10 New Bars on the East Coast"

Tales of the Cocktail

"Reminiscent of a 'Sleep No More' chamber... the atmosphere is lavish, the drinks have an introverted delicacy."

Time Out New York

"a seductive and chic speakeasy... This is an 'A1' date spot in BK."

The Romantic Idiot


Located at 257 Smith Street
Cobble Hill, Brooklyn
F/G Train to Bergen
718 858-5646